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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:21
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Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
☆ what's the thing that made u fell in love with your bias?
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Why Elon Musk's satellites are 'dropping like flies' - Yahoo
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Amazon reveals best books of the year so far: Suzanne Collins, S. A. Cosby make the list - USA Today
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Scientists discover 230 new giant viruses that shape ocean life and health - Phys.org
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
US lawmakers fire back a response to Trump's NASA cuts - theregister.com
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Best Pokémon to Vote for in August 2025 Community Day (PvP Analysis) - Pokémon GO Hub
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Probability of Asteroid 2024 YR4 hitting the Moon increases - theregister.com
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Prince William’s friend Sunjay Kapur dies after swallowing a bee at polo match - New York Daily News
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts